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If all the world's a stage maybe it is just stage fright after all

kisspersandcuddles:

it’s definitely a thing

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

littlemiss-m:

Crawl into bed and touch me inappropriately.

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

calumskiwiqueen:

"Hey Trevor!" +

He’s just so glad it’s a dude omg

whimsicalhood:


Billboard Magazine - Volume 126, Issue 25


I FOUND IT.

whimsicalhood:

Billboard Magazine - Volume 126, Issue 25

I FOUND IT.

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

queen-of-destiel-land:

enemaroberts:

iminhisbackpack:

iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

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wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

googlebus:

ifuckinghatebingsocial:

cooldudebro:

do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved. 

Okay but be read for me to call you the name of whatever fictional character or celebrity I am obsessed with and you resemble the most.

mmm fuck me popeye 

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

flyingvirgin:

One direction heights: 

harry: 5’11 

liam: thumb

zayn: god level 

louis: easily 2’3

niall: results vary